Keanu Reeves Immortal?
We have all noticed that Keanu Reeves drinks from the fountain of youth. Even with a beard, he still looks like he’s barely aged a day between Bill and Teds and Johhny Mnemonic, betweenChain Reaction and Constantine (okay, so he did look a little different in Freaked). Scientists have puzzled over this quandary for millenia, coming up with a few theories explaining his wrinkle-less face:
- We are, in fact, all living inside the Matrix and Keanu Reeves writes the code for his own avatar.
- We are, in fact, all living inside Keanu Reeves imagination.
- The actor we know as Keanu Reeves is not from planet Earth.
- The secret to eternal life is to never, ever show facial expression.
- Keanu Reeves is a vampire.
About the Author
Juan Soto enjoys reading mangas over watching animes, listening to what pleases me, majoring in Int'l Economic Policy with concentration in german, loves soccer, and plays video games for the story and not the the challenge. Yes, he is casual.